I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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