People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had sex on a roof
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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