too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
there was a trapeze. enough said
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize