WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
porn star boner night. come get it.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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