I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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