i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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