it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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