Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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