32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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