did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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