I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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