it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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