I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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