Small penises have feelings too.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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