I feel like I'm in dance class right now
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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