If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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