You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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