pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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