My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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