He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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