also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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