if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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