What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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