Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
