party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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