So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
True strength comes from lack of pants
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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