I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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