Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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