I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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