Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Alive.
So much puke
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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