It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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