let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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