I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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