yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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