What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
