...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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