I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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