she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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