Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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