Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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