Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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