Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
this will be a night to untag.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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