No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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