honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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