She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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