The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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