I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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