Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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