when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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