So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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