Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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