WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
