so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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