I hate all girls vehemently.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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