HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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