I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
All I want is dick and wine.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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