is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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